Description:

Martha Bolton's observations about life and growing older nail what everyone feels but can't express. "Who Put All This Sand in My Hourglass Figure," "When I Am Old I Shall Be Purple," and "Allow Me to Repeat Myself...Again" are just a few of the topics her fans--both new and old--will be laughing at as they nod in agreement. To complete her memorable recipe, Martha mixes in an ample sampling of poignant, touching stories, reminding readers what life is about and what is truly important.

Review

"If you can't find something to make you crack a smile, you need to have your Botox reversed." -- Christian Book Previews

"It is funny enough to be kept on the keeper shelf..." -- Faithwebbin.com

"Martha Bolton has a way with words that touches the heart and helps make every second count." -- Bookloons.com

"enough funny to make you smile and enough truth to have a little something to chew on when you’re done" -- Road to Romance

"tells it like it is, making us laugh at pending (or already existing) characteristics of how to grow older gracefully." -- curledup.com

About the Author

Martha Bolton is a full-time comedy writer and the author of 30 books inlcluding I Think, Therefore, I Have a Headache. She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for 15 years and has written for Bill Gaither, Ann Jillian, Phyllis Diller, and many others. Her material has appeared in Reader's Digest, Chicken Soup for the Kid's Soul, and Brio magazine, and she has received two Angel awards and an Emmy nomination. Martha and her husband live in Tennessee.